Squidward kept this shit real
there was a monarch butterfly outside with a torn wing and i thought it was dead so i went to pick it up off the ground with a flower but it began to hurriedly clutch onto it trying to drink something. it was totally trembling; it had a gash on it’s body and i knew it was dying but i couldn’t bring myself to kill it, so i googled a monarch’s favourite food and it ended up being mandarins. he literally devoured as much as he could before dying and i buried him outside my window.
You’re a good person
i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD
she told me it wasn’t funny
how DARE u get tattoos and piercings and make decisions about what to do to YOUR own body just who the heck do u think u are
"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth